Dear Santa Dirty Claus,
My name is Olga and I am 46 years old. I hope that you are rested up from delivering presents last year. I want you to know that I have been very bad this year. I tried hard. I'm sure that everything I did would really not like my parents.
I am grateful that this year as well as last you gave me a lot of different presents, although, perhaps, that big blue silicone dildo was superfluous for me. Thinking how to slip it to a neighbor. Perhaps she would not have yelled so much at her husband.
Thank you for all of the great people that you sent me last year. For the baker at Mondello, and his mouth-watering cornettos. For a very eager postman. For the conductor on the Frecciarossa train, he helped me a lot. For that adorable bartender boy. However, for his colleague too.
I would really like the anal plugs set. Different colors, every day another. Just remember I still need a small size.
And please, make sure that my collection of dickpics is not replenished. I have a lot of them, different sizes, colors, and nationalities. It will take me a year to watch them all, and you don't want me to spend this time just looking at dickpics?
And of course, don't forget for all these wonderful people at Spicy Match, our new and old friends, and make sure that we will meet again and again at the next dirty and lustful parties.
Please say hello to the reindeer and gnomes. I love to watch the Christmas movies where all of them... however, it doesn't matter.
Love it! 😂😂😂
You forgot the Blue Dolphin... 🙄😂