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You Might Be A Swinger If:

You are running out of reasons to tell your friends, family and coworkers why you can't go out with them this weekend
You know most of your friends' names only as couples (Rich and Joy, Frank and Jen) but you don't know their last names
You go on vacation with three huge suitcases, yet are wearing the same outfit when you return as on you did when you left
You have already seen pictures of your friends naked before you ever met them in person
You can't remember the last time you had all your pubic hair
Before traveling somewhere on business or for fun, you look up couples in the area
You worry about explaining to your neighbors what went on last weekend at your house
You never open your garage door until you're in the car with the doors closed
Your gynecologist wonders why you're asking for birth control when he knows that your husband has had a vasectomy
Your hot tub has never had a bathing suit worn in it
Your sex toy collection costs more than your china set
Your spouse is having an orgasm, while you are busy in the other room talking with friends
You giggle at the golf course when someone asks if they can join your foursome
The last thing you typically do at a party is search for your wife's thong
You've hugged your friends goodnight while naked
The word "slut" has become a term of endearment
Going to a vanilla bar or on a vanilla vacation ranks right up there with a root canal
You've taken your vibrator with you to a dinner party
The term Vanilla isn't just a flavor to you anymore
You are constantly encouraging your kids to spend the weekend at friends' houses
You panic when your friend's digital camera goes missing
Your friends know what brand of condom you prefer
A hot tub is considered a necessity not a luxury
After 10+ years of marriage, people ask if you're newlyweds
You've taken photos of yourself with your head out of frame; And it was on purpose
You can't decide which of your three naughty schoolgirl outfits you should wear this weekend
You frequently use the term "Friends of friends" when explaining how you know certain people
You know which of your outfits looks best under a black light
You're still smiling on Monday morning about something you did on Saturday night
You come home with that, "There's Something About Mary" hairstyle
The babysitter wonders why you are always already wearing your full-length coat when she arrives
In the gym shower you're the only guy with shaved balls
Half of your vacation photos were taken in your hotel room
You can expertly identify the tactile differences between every type of breast implant ever created
You know exactly which of your friends are allergic to latex
On vacation you set aside time to stage a bunch of photos that are acceptable to show to your family
You've become especially good at operating your digital camera with one hand
You're in a public place and you swear you hear someone shout your screen name
Before introducing them to your visiting family or friends, you pull your play friends aside and say, "OK, here's how we know each other..."
You start having withdrawals after two days without internet access
When someone asks where you're staying on your trip, you pretend that you can't remember the name of the resort
You ask a girlfriend to teach you: "That thing you do with your tongue that my husband enjoys so much."
In the middle of sex with your spouse, you ask someone else to take over for a minute while you go to the restroom
You have an entire external hard-drive devoted to nothing but your party photos
The first thing you do checking into a hotel is to ask for a lot of extra towels
You've handed out business cards to people, but the cards have nothing to do with your occupation
The only time you go out with your vanilla friends is when you're on your period
You erase your computer's browser history and cache every time you leave your computer
You've had sex with more people since you've been married than you did when you were single
You spent twice as long on your online profile than you did on your resume
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😂well written

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Goud laugh and so true 🤣

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Awesome 👌

Are you hosting a private party in Cap d'Agde? Post it so everyone travelling to Cap d'Agde Village Naturist can see it and ask to join....
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VENDREDI 10 & SAMEDI 11 JUILLET 🔺 CUIR LATEX & FLUO PARTY

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DIMANCHE 12 & LUNDI 13 JUILLET 🔺 APRES MIDI COQUIN & ANNIVERSAIRE

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FEDERATION LIBERTINE 🔺 OUVERT LE WEEK END

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Are you ready for SPICYMATCH SATURDAYS @ Eros Café 🤘?
👉 SpicyMatch.com/events/25910/ - Cap d'Agde's hotspot just got Spicier !
Soirees will be held at the apartment in Cap azAgde ( beside Joys restaurant) most evenings between the following dates. July 17 th to August 1 st, August 15 th to 24 th and September 5 th to 14 th. Format is drinks, music ( not loud) and fun and pleasure. Great view of the marina . Some members have already expressed interest. There is a What's App Group for these events if you wish to join. You can play in the bedroom, on the balcony or in the lounge.
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